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Today a friend I hadn't seen in years ran and hugged me and said excitedly, " oh my god You're pregnant " I'm not - NFW

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On 4:20 I was celebrating out in the park with my friends, when one of my friends produced the freaking biggest doobie I've ever seen. He sparked that puppy up and after some big hits I ............. I .............. I ................. kinda forget, crap NFW!!!


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Happy Belated 420 Everyone. Sorry its late I forgot to stop lol


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Today while helping my mom do spring cleaning, I had the lovely misfortune of running into a porn collection that would probably embarass Russell Peters. All mom did was smirk and shrug her shoulders. *shudder*. NFW

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I have a 19 month old baby and after a bum change I let him run around naked. I swear to you not even 2 minutes later I look in the dining room only to find my precious little child had layed a giant mudshark on the carpet. And to make matters worse he stepped it in and there were poo footprints across the carpet leading into the kitchen. It was a pretty shitty day....literally! NFW!!

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I Freaking Feel For You (2) - You So Freaking Deserved That One (4)

Apr 19, 2011 02:26 PM - Kids - by Goddess (woman)

 

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Today I spent 4 hours moving all my files to my brand spanking new external hard drive. I shut the drive down to let it cool down. After a half an hour I clicked the power button, I could hear the drive tray starting up, then there a small little crackle and a rather big puff of smoke. After I got it unplugged it dawned on me that it might have been better to copy not move the files, 39 gigs NFW

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Today I was driving down a somewhat busy sidestreet going to the mall, I had my radio cranked and was dancing in my car and singing at the top of my lungs when I drove right by a cop parked on the side of the road. He definatley saw me and looked amused. No-Freaking-Way

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Today I woke up feeling very giddy as my new hot tub was about to arrive. As the 2 buff, shirtless delivery guys filled & heated the water I went into the house to don my favorite swimsuit. I came bouncing out the door only to find the 2 buff guys sitting in my brand new hot tub, naked, making out.....NFW!!!!!!!

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Hrmmmm the picture says it all!!


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